From your largest ocean ears
To your smallest delta pores

You are welcomed.

Voice mixes:

These voice mixes are defined as pre-existing video game songs where I edit in my own vocals. It's a very occasional hobby of mine, usually performed when I have not slept in more than 18 or so hours. The one I'm popular for is This is My House, where LousySpy did a remix of the house song from Zelda 2. It includes a flash video of which he made as well. It became a sort of phenomena... where a couple people actually made YTMND's of it behind my back. The TIMH website is http://timh.starmen.net and has long since been updated.

LousySpy & Aquas - This Is my House

Injury & Aquas - Signed Banana Peel - This one made Overclocked ReMix, a fan video game music remixing website. Injury on the vocals and remix, I wrote the lyrics. Might as well include it here.

Aquas & Rob Saunders - Rob Saunders is an acquantince I met at OCR, I offered him lyrics for the Final Fantasy 4 tune "Mystic Mysidia" and he was glad to perform with an outrageously accented singing voice.

Contra Player - A song where I sing about what it is to be a Contra Player. To the "Inbetween bases" music in Contra for the NES.

Castlevania 2 - Night - A vocal track to the Night music from Castlevania 2. I added some fun sound effects from the game in this one.

Castlevania 2 - Mansion - More or less a rap track to the mansion tune from Castlevania 2 yet again. I had a lot of fun with this one. Even though it is quite short.

Castlevania 2 - Password Gate Creep - In fact not to the password music from CV2, but from a different song. Oops. I put some effects on my voice and bellowed a string of numbers, impersonating the tedious process that is entering a 20 character password of which consists of numbers and letters. A weird one.

Castlevania 2 - He's Got The Fucking Whip - To the famous "Bloody Tears" tune from the Castlevania series. This song emphasises what it means to be Richter Belmont, with his fucking whip. Who will whip the shit out of you. You and your fucking undead. Fucker.

Castlevania 2 - Simon Singin' Yum - Inspired from an idea from Lardpirates very own Mr. Syd. That it would be funny if Simon Belmont ran around singing "Yum" to the town melody. So here it is. All yum, baby.

Contra - Contra Player - Incarnated through sheer passion for Contra for the NES, I sing a song as a Contra nerd and a proud retro gamer. *BZZZT* Ahhh!!

Final Fantasy I - Annihilated - The FF1 death music with lyrics about all that wasted time grinding to be mauled later on.

Castlevania 2 - Freaking Whip (EarthBound Censored) - The classic F@#$ing Whip! is back with EarthBound sound fx covering the swears. The swears still come through mostly.
Castlevania 2 - Freaking Whip (EarthBound Censored More) - It's fully censored.

Novice Creative Originals:

First Surface - A text goes with this piece:

A school of bacteria made their way to the surface of an ice-over. Through a crack created by what they wouldn't have imagined, the bacteria shivered violently as they experienced first exposure to the atmosphere above the ice. Mightily taken aback and recoiled finally to make proper retrospection, the group of bacteria immedietely began to colonize. First devouring the remainders of grime in the fallen snow, then suddenly billowing up into the air like a vehement spore. Who will last? They couldn't have imagined to think. Who will last? They couldn't have imagined to think.

Blow-up Doll - Text goes with this piece:

Fiendishly Timothy unwrapped the Christmas present to himself. It sure was Christmas in Timothy's apartment that evening, the shreds of the green and red wrapping fluttered like snowflakes from his flailing hands.

"Suzy," He announced, "Oh, Suzy!"

Sure enough, the box was labeled "Suzy" in big pronounced letters on the top of the front face, above the plastic window that revealed the deflated, plastic pigmented face of dear Suzy.

Sure enough, the snow outside littered black nightmares. Demons in disguise, falling like bullets and melting into sheer liquid poison. From Timothy's window all was visible was the upper portion of a lamp post of which its emitted light was nearly sunken. The rest, the grayscale fog of what took over outside.

Destructo House - The organ was inspired by the church music in Baten Kaitos.

Beach Front - This is a successful piece, I think.

Silt - I recorded 4 acoustic guitar parts and made a song with some coherency.

Oergkin - For a school assignment, semester one.

Plum - Made for fun at school. Melancholic.

Sad Thing - Light beatboxing to a sad acoustic guitar riff.

Minimelt - Had fun with this one. "Minimilast" my buddy Benedict from school called it.

Melt Rearrange - Took one of the parts from "Minimelt" and put it in as an acoustic guitar part in this ditty. A discordant tune.